You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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