dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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