CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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