Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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