you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We had sex on a dog bed..
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
