He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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