And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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