haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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