Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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