My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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