Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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