? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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