I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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