Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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