bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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