well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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