is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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