Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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