windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
