Me too!
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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