I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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