Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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