you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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