He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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