But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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