So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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