You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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