butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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