Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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