therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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