let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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