How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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