I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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