My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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