This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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