Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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