Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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