Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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