Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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