How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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