Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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