Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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