I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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