I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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