WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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