Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
