Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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