mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
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