I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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