Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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