I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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