They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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