Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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