We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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